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S01E01 - Pilot
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22/09/2003
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S01E02 - Big Flappy Bastards
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29/09/2003
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S01E03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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06/10/2003
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S01E04 - If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song I Am
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13/10/2003
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S01E05 - The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump
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20/10/2003
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S01E06 - Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?
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27/10/2003
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S01E07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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03/11/2003
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S01E08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
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10/11/2003
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S01E09 - Phase One, Complete
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17/11/2003
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S01E10 - Merry Thanksgiving
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24/11/2003
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S01E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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15/12/2003
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S01E12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones
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05/01/2004
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S01E13 - Sara Like Puny Alan
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13/01/2004
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S01E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
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02/02/2004
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S01E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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09/02/2004
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S01E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan
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16/02/2004
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S01E17 - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
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23/02/2004
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S01E18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick
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01/03/2004
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S01E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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22/03/2004
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S01E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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19/04/2004
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S01E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
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03/05/2004
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S01E22 - My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
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10/05/2004
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S01E23 - Just Like Buffalo
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17/05/2004
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S01E24 - Can You Feel My Finger?
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24/05/2004
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S02E01 - Back Off Mary Poppins
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20/09/2004
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S02E02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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27/09/2004
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S02E03 - A Bag Full Of Jawea
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04/10/2004
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S02E04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra
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11/10/2004
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S02E05 - Bad News from the Clinic
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18/10/2004
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S02E06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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25/10/2004
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S02E07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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08/11/2004
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S02E08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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15/11/2004
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S02E09 - Yes, Monsignor
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22/11/2004
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S02E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater
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29/11/2004
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S02E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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13/12/2004
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S02E12 - A Lungful of Alan
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03/01/2005
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S02E13 - Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get off my Hair
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17/01/2005
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S02E14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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31/01/2005
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S02E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
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07/02/2005
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S02E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
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14/02/2005
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S02E17 - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
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21/02/2005
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S02E18 - It Was Mame, Mom
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07/03/2005
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S02E19 - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
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21/03/2005
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S02E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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18/04/2005
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S02E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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02/05/2005
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S02E22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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09/05/2005
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S02E23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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16/05/2005
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S02E24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?
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23/05/2005
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S03E01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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19/09/2005
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S03E02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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26/09/2005
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S03E03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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03/10/2005
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S03E04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
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10/10/2005
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S03E05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky
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17/10/2005
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S03E06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
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24/10/2005
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S03E07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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07/11/2005
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S03E08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
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14/11/2005
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S03E09 - Madame and Her Special Friend
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21/11/2005
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S03E10 - Something Salted and Twisted
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28/11/2005
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S03E11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
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19/12/2005
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S03E12 - That Special Tug
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09/01/2006
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S03E13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium
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23/01/2006
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S03E14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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06/02/2006
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S03E15 - My Tongue is Meat
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27/02/2006
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S03E16 - Ergo, The Booty Call
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06/03/2006
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S03E17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
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13/03/2006
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S03E18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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20/03/2006
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S03E19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
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10/04/2006
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S03E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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24/04/2006
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S03E21 - And the Plot Moistens
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01/05/2006
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S03E22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie
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08/05/2006
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S03E23 - Arguments for the Quickie
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15/05/2006
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S03E24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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22/05/2006
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S04E01 - Working for Caligula
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18/09/2006
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S04E02 - Who's Vod Kanockers
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25/09/2006
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S04E03 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
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02/10/2006
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S04E04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey
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09/10/2006
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S04E05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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16/10/2006
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S04E06 - Apologies for the Frivolity
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23/10/2006
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S04E07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
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06/11/2006
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S04E08 - Release the Dogs
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13/11/2006
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S04E09 - Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
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20/11/2006
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S04E10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
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27/11/2006
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S04E11 - Walnuts and Demerol
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11/12/2006
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S04E12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
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08/01/2007
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S04E13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
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22/01/2007
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S04E14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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05/02/2007
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S04E15 - My Damn Stalker
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12/02/2007
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S04E16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
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19/02/2007
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S04E17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie
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26/02/2007
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S04E18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville
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19/03/2007
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S04E19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
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09/04/2007
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S04E20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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16/04/2007
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S04E21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
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23/04/2007
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S04E22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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30/04/2007
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S04E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
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07/05/2007
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S04E24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
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14/05/2007
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S05E01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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24/09/2007
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S05E02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
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01/10/2007
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S05E03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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08/10/2007
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S05E04 - City of Great Racks
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15/10/2007
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S05E05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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23/10/2007
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S05E06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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30/10/2007
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S05E07 - The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
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05/11/2007
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S05E08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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12/11/2007
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S05E09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.
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19/11/2007
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S05E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
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26/11/2007
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S05E11 - Meander to Your Dander
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17/03/2008
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S05E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
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24/03/2008
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S05E13 - The Soil is Moist
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31/03/2008
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S05E14 - Winky-Dink Time
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14/04/2008
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S05E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction
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21/04/2008
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S05E16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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28/04/2008
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S05E17 - Fish in a Drawer
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05/05/2008
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S05E18 - If My Hole Could Talk
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12/05/2008
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S05E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
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19/05/2008
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S06E01 - Taterhead is our Lovechild
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22/09/2008
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S06E02 - Pie Hole, Herb
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29/09/2008
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S06E03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict
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06/10/2008
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S06E04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'
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13/10/2008
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S06E05 - A Jock Strap in Hell
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20/10/2008
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S06E06 - It's Always Nazi Week
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03/11/2008
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S06E07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy
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10/11/2008
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S06E08 - Pinocchio's Mouth
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17/11/2008
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S06E09 - The Mooch At The Boo
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24/11/2008
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S06E10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
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08/12/2008
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S06E11 - The Devil's Lube
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15/12/2008
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S06E12 - Thank God for Scoliosis
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12/01/2009
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S06E13 - I Think You Offended Don
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19/01/2009
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S06E14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
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02/02/2009
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S06E15 - I'd Like to Start With the Cat
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09/02/2009
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S06E16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
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02/03/2009
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S06E17 - The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
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09/03/2009
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S06E18 - My Son's Enormous Head
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16/03/2009
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S06E19 - The Two Finger Rule
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30/03/2009
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S06E20 - Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
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13/04/2009
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S06E21 - Above Exalted Cyclops
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27/04/2009
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S06E22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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04/05/2009
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S06E23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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11/05/2009
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S06E24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
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18/05/2009
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S07E01 - 818-jklpuzo
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21/09/2009
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S07E02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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28/09/2009
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S07E03 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.
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05/10/2009
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S07E04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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12/10/2009
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S07E05 - For the Sake of the Child
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19/10/2009
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S07E06 - Give Me Your Thumb
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02/11/2009
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S07E07 - Untainted by Filth
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09/11/2009
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S07E08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle
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16/11/2009
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S07E09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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23/11/2009
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S07E10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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07/12/2009
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S07E11 - Warning, It's Dirty
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15/12/2009
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S07E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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11/01/2010
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S07E13 - Yay, No Polyps!
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18/01/2010
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S07E14 - Crude and Uncalled For
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01/02/2010
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S07E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain
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08/02/2010
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S07E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
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01/03/2010
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S07E17 - I Found Your Moustache
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08/03/2010
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S07E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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22/03/2010
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S07E19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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12/04/2010
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S07E20 - I Called Him Magoo
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10/05/2010
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S07E21 - Gumby with a Pokey
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17/05/2010
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S07E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
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24/05/2010
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S08E01 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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20/09/2010
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S08E02 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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27/09/2010
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S08E03 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
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04/10/2010
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S08E04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
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11/10/2010
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S08E05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
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18/10/2010
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S08E06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
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25/10/2010
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S08E07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
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01/11/2010
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S08E08 - Springtime on a Stick
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08/11/2010
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S08E09 - A Good Time in Central Africa
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15/11/2010
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S08E10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
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22/11/2010
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S08E11 - Dead from the Waist Down
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06/12/2010
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S08E12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
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13/12/2010
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S08E13 - Skunk, Dogcrap and Ketchup
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03/01/2011
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S08E14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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17/01/2011
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S08E15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
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07/02/2011
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S08E16 - That Darn Priest
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14/02/2011
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S09E01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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19/09/2011
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S09E02 - People Who Love Peepholes
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26/09/2011
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S09E03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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03/10/2011
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S09E04 - Nine Magic Fingers
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10/10/2011
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S09E05 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
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17/10/2011
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S09E06 - The Squat and the Hover
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24/10/2011
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S09E07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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31/10/2011
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S09E08 - Thank You for the Intercourse
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07/11/2011
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S09E09 - Frodo's Headshots
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14/11/2011
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S09E10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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21/11/2011
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S09E11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip
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05/12/2011
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S09E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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12/12/2011
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S09E13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
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02/01/2012
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S09E14 - A Possum On Chemo
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16/01/2012
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S09E15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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06/02/2012
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S09E16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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13/02/2012
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S09E17 - Not in My Mouth!
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20/02/2012
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S09E18 - The War Against Gingivitis
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27/02/2012
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S09E19 - Palmdale, Ech
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19/03/2012
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S09E20 - Grandma's Pie
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09/04/2012
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S09E21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
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16/04/2012
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S09E22 - Why We Gave Up Women
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30/04/2012
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S09E23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
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07/05/2012
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S09E24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
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14/05/2012
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S10E01 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk
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27/09/2012
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S10E02 - A Big Bag of Dog
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04/10/2012
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S10E03 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
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11/10/2012
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S10E04 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
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18/10/2012
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S10E05 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
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25/10/2012
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S10E06 - Ferrets, Attack
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01/11/2012
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S10E07 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard
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08/11/2012
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S10E08 - Something My Gynecologist Said
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15/11/2012
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S10E09 - I Scream When I Pee
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29/11/2012
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S10E10 - One Nut Johnson
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06/12/2012
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S10E11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole
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13/12/2012
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S10E12 - Welcome to Alancrest
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03/01/2013
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S10E13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line
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10/01/2013
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S10E14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!
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31/01/2013
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S10E15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
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07/02/2013
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S10E16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
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14/02/2013
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S10E17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
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21/02/2013
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S10E18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton
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07/03/2013
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S10E19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
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14/03/2013
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S10E20 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
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04/04/2013
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S10E21 - Another Night with Neil Diamond
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25/04/2013
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S10E22 - My Bodacious Vidalia
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02/05/2013
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S10E23 - Cows, Prepare to be Tipped
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09/05/2013
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S11E01 - Nangnangnangnang
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26/09/2013
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S11E02 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
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03/10/2013
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S11E03 - This Unblessed Biscuit
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10/10/2013
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S11E04 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
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17/10/2013
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S11E05 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
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24/10/2013
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S11E06 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
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07/11/2013
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S11E07 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
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14/11/2013
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S11E08 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
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21/11/2013
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S11E09 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
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05/12/2013
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S11E10 - On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
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12/12/2013
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S11E11 - Tazed In the Lady Nuts
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02/01/2014
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S11E12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
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09/01/2014
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S11E13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court
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30/01/2014
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S11E14 - Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe
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06/02/2014
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S11E15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
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27/02/2014
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S11E16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
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06/03/2014
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S11E17 - Welcome Home, Jake
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13/03/2014
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S11E18 - West Side Story
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03/04/2014
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S11E19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
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10/04/2014
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S11E20 - Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
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24/04/2014
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S11E21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
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01/05/2014
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S11E22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
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08/05/2014
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S12E01 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
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30/10/2014
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S12E02 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
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06/11/2014
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S12E03 - Glamping in a Yurt
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13/11/2014
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S12E04 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
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20/11/2014
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S12E05 - Oontz, Oontz, Oontz
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27/11/2014
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S12E06 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
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04/12/2014
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S12E07 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
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11/12/2014
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S12E08 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
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18/12/2014
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S12E09 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
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08/01/2015
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S12E10 - Here I Come, Pants!
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15/01/2015
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S12E11 - For Whom the Booty Calls
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22/01/2015
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S12E12 - A Beer Battered Rip-Off
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29/01/2015
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S12E13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
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05/02/2015
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S12E14 - Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun
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12/02/2015
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S12E15 - Of Course He's Dead (1)
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19/02/2015
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S12E16 - Of Course He's Dead (2)
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19/02/2015
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